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  • Argentina and Chile November-December 2025: Reviews of Hotels, Restaurants, and Tours

    Argentina and Chile November-December 2025: Reviews of Hotels, Restaurants, and Tours

    Near the Chilean/Argentinian Border: Crossing the Andean Lakes

    ITINERARY I DID (Recommended changes in parentheses)

    November 5-8 Santiago (should have stayed 5 nights)

    Bus to Valparaiso, stay Nov 8-11

    Bus back to Santiago, stay Nov 11-12 (I did this because of an early morning flight out of Santiago. If you fly out of Santiago, make sure your flight is late enough to catch a bus from Valpo on the morning of).

    Fly to Puerto Natales, stay Nov 12-16 (need about 7 nights if you travel in November due to weather variations)

    Fly to Puerto Montt , Uber to Puerto Varas, stay Nov 16-20 (it’s amazing — stay longer if possible)

    Cruce Andino: cross the Andes by bus and ferry from Puerto Varas, Chile to Bariloche, Argentina Nov 20-21 (slept in Puerto Blest). (I don’t recommend the overnight.)

    Stay in Bariloche Nov 21-25 (it’s amazing — stay longer if possible)

    Fly to Mendoza, stay Nov 25-29 (3 nights max or just skip it unless you’re into Malbec wine)

    Fly to Mar del Plata, stay Nov 29-Dec 1 (Should have flown to Buenos Aires, then taken the bus to and from Mar del Plata. Plus, I needed 5 nights to deal with changing weather in late November. It was freezing my 3 days; the day I left it became sunny.)

    Fly to Buenos Aires, stay in Palermo Dec 1-5

    Uber to San Telmo area, stay Dec 5-9 (just stay in San Telmo the whole time and visit the other areas on a Hop On Hop Off bus.)

    Overnight layover Panama City, Panama Dec 10, then fly to SFO and home (I liked this because it’s 7 hours from Buenos Aires to Panama City, and 7 more hours from Panama City to SFO.)

    ROUTE CHANGE: ITINERARY I WOULD DO INSTEAD

    In my planning, I had been agonizing over whether to do Calafate or Torres del Paine (TDP). If and only if you are an avid hiker, do TDP if you have to choose. Otherwise, do Calafate. I didn’t get to see Glacier Petit Moreno and wish I would’ve. I tried to see Grey Glacier in TDP but gusty winds and rain caused the trip to be cancelled so I didn’t get to see a glacier at all.

    Also, I would have flown Santiago to Temuco, then take the bus down to the Lake District’s different towns like Pucon, Villareal, Puerto Varas and others. This area was my favorite part of both countries. From there (Puerto Montt), fly to Calafate. Skip Mendoza unless you want to do the wine tours. Don’t fly into Mar del Plata. Fly into Buenos Aires and take the train or bus to Mar del Plata each way (5 hours by bus)

    OVERVIEW OF CHILE AND ARGENTINA IN NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 2025

    Chile and Argentina are similar in many ways, but there are many differences.

    For one, the language is similar in that many words are chopped off or different. In Chile, the final S is not spoken (seis (6) is say), there’s a lot of different words, and the speech is rapid-fire. In Argentina, the /ll/ is pronounced as /sh/. For example, calle which is normally pronounced /cay yay:, (means street) is /ca shay/. There are also different words, and speech is fast.

    Both countries super size their food. I have never seen such ginormous portions of food except for in the US.

    Churrasco sandwich in Santiago, Chile

    Toilet seats are very low in both countries, and I don’t know why. It’s not as if people are short here.

    Neither country puts pepper on the table; only salt.

    Salad dressing choices are nil. You get a bottle of oil and a bottle of vinegar. I did not see ranch dressing or any other dressings in either country. 

    It’s super cheap to get tostadas which are grilled sandwiches, (like a panini) in both countries. I got 4 halves for breakfast one day and it lasted me 3 meals.  With coffee it was $6. Pizza is also cheap, around $12 for a medium.

    Nicer hotels in Argentina have bidets; there are no bidets in Chile.

    Chileans are more conservative in general than Argentinians. Chileans admit that they are not very friendly. I find this to be true, although they’re not unfriendly. Argentinians are also not friendly, but they would never admit it. They are outspoken, and they get annoyed if your Spanish isn’t Argentinian, fluent, and fast. And if you smile at someone on the sidewalk, they give you a hostile look, like you’re a maniac.

    Although all the guidebooks and blogs said that Argentina was far cheaper, I didn’t find this to be true. In fact, Chile was slightly cheaper. This could be due to Argentina’s ongoing currency fluctuations.

    Restaurants in Chile play a lot of classic rock from the US, whereas in Argentina it’s more local music.

    Restaurants (not cafes) really don’t open till 8 PM in Argentina. They open earlier in Chile.

    In Argentina there are no coins, only bills. The biggest bill is 10,000 pesos which equals $7. Chile has larger denominations and still has coins. Don’t use ATMs. Wire yourself Argentinian pesos with Western Union before you leave home and be sure to get different codes for each withdrawal; otherwise they make you take the whole thing at once.

    Argentinian pesos

    When you order pasta in Argentina, you order the type of pasta, then the sauce. (Two orders) which makes it expensive, about $12 -15 US for basic Bolognese spaghetti.

    Mate (tea they drink with straws in those round cups) is huge in Argentina, but there is no place for tourists to try it. It’s not available in cafés for purchase. I did see a mate tour which cost $50. This is a new tourism convept that hasn’t been fully developed yet. You don’t see very much mate in Chile unless Argentianians are in town.

    Chileans are very efficient. After whizzing through the Chilean migration line, the Argentinian migration process was a comparative nightmare. It was very confusing, and there was no communication. We stood still in line for 30 minutes before anyone was served. We later found out that that they had been having technical problems.

    In restaurants and stores, Chileans are also very fast and efficient. In two different restaurants, I saw waiters literally running. The process of dining takes quite a bit more time in Argentina.

    Chileans don’t use plastic bags or plastic straws. Argentinians usually do. 

    Dishes are beautifully presented in both countries.

    Argentinians are more Spanish/European looking than Chileans. I think this is because Argentina had so many European immigrants.  They’re tall and thin and lighter-skinned. So if a tall blonde walks in, she’s not automatically American or European; she’s most likely Argentinian.

    When you come into or out of Buenos Aires or Santiago, try not to arrive during rush hour. There’s lots of traffic. Keep this in mind for Hop of Hop off as well. If you’re in the loop around 4-7 pm it takes forever to get back to your starting point. The Hop On Hop Off bus route in Buenos Aires really needs to be split up into two separate routes. Even with a 24 hour ticket, you can’t get it all in. 

    If you take a long distance bus in Argentina, you have to tip the luggage guy loading and unloading one thousand pesos on each end. Have exact change for a quick hand-off.

    People at most hostels aren’t particularly helpful in either country. If you ask where restaurants are or what is nearby they’ll just tell you to look around. And both countries, hostels I saw don’t do tours or even guided walks.

    Tour companies are dependable in both countries. They update in real time on WhatsAp, and usually pick you up early. Tours are non inclusive. Park entrances, ferries, and lunch is never included unless specified. Bring money, water and snacks.

    Credit cards are very easy to use in both countries. In fact, they are surprised if you pull out cash.

    Most hostel common areas in Argentina are not air conditioned and don’t have elevators. (Not sure about Chile, as it was on the colder side when I was there in November.)

    Nobody uses fans in Argentina when it’s hot.

    In Chile, cars always stop for you at crosswalks. Not so in Argentina.

    If you need to use the bathroom in both countries, cafes and restaurants will gladly let you use their bathroom without expecting you to buy anything. Evidently, it’s the law.

    Overall, I preferred Chile over Argentina. This surprises me because I wasn’t even going to go to Chile at first.

    HOTELS

    Santiago

    Hostal Forestal 

    I had a private room downstairs with bath for three nights and on the way back from Valparaiso, a different private room upstairs with shared bath. I really preferred the room with the shared bath upstairs. It was much cleaner than the downstairs room. Pros of hostel: very social, chill vibe, happy hours, offers tours, close to Lastarria and Bellas Artes. Cons: Downstairs room was dirty and old.

    Valparaiso

    Maki Hostel

    Very cool looking hostel with a rooftop terrace. Big dining area and small kitchen. The dorm beds looked like they had high clearance, although the rooms looked small. The private room was amazing and at a great price. Pros: on Cerro Alegre, not too far up the hill, beautiful private room; Cons: not social, no tours offered, bathrooms and kitchen very dirty.

    Puerto Natales:  

    Hostal Patagonico (not to be confused with Hostal Patagonia)

    There is a dining area right in front of reception as you walk in, then it’s a long hallway with doors to the left and the right. I think they’re all private room. Pros – quiet, very clean; Cons – mother/son duo:  mom is anxiously concerned with everything (in a grandmotherly way); son can have an attitude. It was hard to communicate due to dialect. The thermostat is set at 25.9°C. It is so unbearably hot that you have to strip down when you come out to eat breakfast. They absolutely refuse to turn it down. Update: As of today, I would definitely not recommend this hostel, as I just received a response from my booking.com review, and the owner had the nerve to yell at me in his response. Don’t go here.

    Puerto Varas

    Hostel MaPatagonia

    This was by far the best hostel yet. It’s an old house from the 1930s, and it feels very homey. Pros- immaculate; great kitchen with nice plates and espresso machine full of coffee beans that you can grind and use anytime for free; also iIve never seen such an organized kitchen for guests items: you have a cubby for your dry food and half a shelf in the refrigerator for your food storage with your key’s name on it. Bathrooms and showers are clean; there’s a huge yard outback with two hammocks and a hot tub. The hot tub costs and has to be booked. Cons:. None

    Bariloche.

    LosTroncos Boutique Hostel

    The entry and downstairs of the hostel is very nice as you walk in. There is a giant eating area for the included (good) free breakfast. Pros: At breakfast, coffee is served with hot milk, homemade bread, and homemade medialunas with jam choices. Nice kitchens (2), can grill outside, code to buzz in door. Cons: Private room is small, it’s loud in the hallway outside of the room, up three flights of stairs.

    Mendoza

    Gorilla Hostel

    Although I didn’t stay here because I had just tested positive for Covid, it looks like it would be very social. There are nice people at the desk. They let me cancel last-minute due to being sick and not wanting to infect my dormmates. Regrettingly, I moved to Sin Fin Hostel.

    Sin Fin Hostel

    I was disappointed when I walked up to this hostel that looks like a jail from the outside. I was sick with Covid, had a fever, it was 90 degrees outside and I was dripping sweat and not happy. The hostel is on a very busy corner on Plaza Independencia. Pros: clean room, good A/C in the room that had it; Cons: one of the ladies at the front desk was RUDE. She told me my room’s A/C was broken and that I would need to upgrade if I wanted A/C. She made me pay extra for a “suite” so I could have A/C. There’s lots of loud street noise. Kitchen very small and hot, instant coffee, powder creamer, and store-bought medialunas. Hostel is not social, rooms do not get cleaned. You have to ask the front desk for extra toilet paper and bags for toilet tissues.

    Mar del Plata

    Hotel Syrenuse

    I LOVED this beautiful hotel. It’s in a very affluent neighborhood with excellent amenities. Pros: two-story room with king size bed, full bathroom, bidet, breakfast with eggs on request. Cons: a little way out of town, not a lot of restaurants close by.

    Buenos Aires, Palermo

    Meridiano Boutique Hostel

    Fairly well located hostel on the streets of Palermo. Pros: quiet, rooms have air conditioner that you are free to control. Dorm beds have curtains. Kitchen provides nice social area with big dining room table at which to sit. Cons: you sink way down on your mattress; bathrooms on the top floor are dirty and gross. People drip water all over the floor so there’s always a big puddle in the bathroom. (There are two bathrooms on the bottom floor that are beautiful.)

    Buenos Aires, San Telmo

    Viajero Hostel

    Very modern, upscale party hostel that caters to people in their 20’s with tons of amenities. Pros: my private room had a Jacuzzi tub, bidet, air conditioning and a kingsized bed. Common areas are air conditioned. There are elevators, there is a bar with limited food choices. There is a pool with a giant very social pool area. There are places to sit around the hostel to hang out and chat with people as well. Cons: this is a party hostel full of young people. On weekends they’re allowed to make as much noise as they want outside until 1 AM. Mattresses are covered in plastic to prevent urinating guests from ruining the mattress, which gives It a very cold, hard feel. Rooms do not get cleaned.

    Panama City

    Viajero Hostal

    This is a member of the same hotel group as the Buenos Aires Viajero. The whole chain is very well run. This hostel was in Casco Viejo. Pros: Fully air conditioned common areas, elevators, private room was very large. The tour desk had lots of walking and other tours sponsored by the hostel. Cons: Floor was dirty (socks turned grey).

    RESTAURANTS

    Valparaiso

    Cafeina progressive coffee shop down the hill. They even have oat milk!

    Kapura near the top of the colored stairs—beautiful terrace with a view…and blankets!

    Santiago

    CHPE Libre in Lastarria

    Mulatto (good happy hour) in Lastarria

    Vive la Vida in Bellevista

    Antigua Fuente for their GIANT sandwiches. It’s a throwback to the past where you sit around a huge square of barstools. The quantity of food and ladle of mayo will blow your diet. The locals know the staff and it feels like 1950 Chile. 

    Puerto Natales

    Wild cafe — COOL coffee shop with big long tables and board games

    Rest el Bote- magnificent! A little pricey but not as much as others. Local salmon was amazing

    Briskit gourmet, good wine by the glass; expensive food, gorgeous bakery items

    Puerto Varas

    Mesa Tropera surrounded by water on 3 sides, basic food, normal prices

    Cafe Haussmann food, coffee and kuchen which is pastries

    Mostro excellent wine by the glass list; pinxos (Spanish tapas), lake view (used to be called Vinoteca. )

    Bariloche

    Blest restaurant or Manush Restaurant on lake road to Puerto Panuelos (km 3.5 walk from Bariloche with the lake to your right). There are more very nice outdooe restaurants on the road nearer to Puerto Panuelos. It would be good to have a car here.

    Berkana overlooking the lake, lawn patio

    Berkana

    Kilometre 1 restobar on lakefront – very cool restaurant all the way down many stairs right on the lake on a lawn

    Stradibar has outside patio all wood

    Mendoza

    Nothing at all stood out

    Mar del Plata

    Tío Curzio overlooking the ocean. I had delicious langostinos and an excellent glass of Malbec there.

    Buenos Aires Palermo

    I wish I’d have gone to Don Julio. They look like they were probably the classiest place in town, and their reviews are top notch. They give champagne to people who are waiting outside. They have tasting menus. The steak place I actually went to was not memorable at all.

    Moshu Treehouse Cafe was where I went for breakfast every day. It was the cutest café I think I have ever seen in my life.

    Buenos Aires San Telmo
    Lomond wine bar on outside edge.of San Telmo market Carlos Calvo 463. Great wines by the glass, a true wine bar with a very friendly Scottish owner.

    TRIPS

    See individual blog posts for pictures of tours.

    Santiago Underraga Winery Trip About $50 half day+

    This was a very good tour. You sample small appetizers and about 5 wines.

    Puerto Natales Torres del Paine bus tour, about $80 full day.

    You are picked up by a bus at your hotel. It takes 2 hours to get to the national park. You have to also buy a park permit the day before you leave (important) which costs about $30. Once inside the park, you check in at the gate and show your permit. The tour consists of stops for photos and two very short walks to waterfalls. There is no hiking on this tour. On the way back, you stop at the Milodon Cave, where the remains of a prehistoric relative of the sloth, the Milodon, were found. I loved this. Overall, it was a long day. Bring snacks and water. Dress for all seasons, as weather changes constantly. What I wish I’d have known is that you can take the bus from the bus station in Puerto Natales to the base and do your own short hikes. I would recommend doing that instead of this bus tour. And if you’re not sure if you should do Calafate or Puerto Natales (and you’re not a serious hiker), I would’ve chosen Calafate instead.

    Puerto Natales Grey Glacier tour “Navigation” $160

    (Anything with a boat is called “navigation”.). This is expensive. $50 of it is for the ride to the park; $110 is for the ferry. It takes two hours to get to Hotel Grey which is inside Torres del Paine National Park. At 12:00 the captain of the ferry decides whether or not the trip is a go depending on weather. On the day I went, there were wind gusts of 60 mph, and the captain cancelled the boat. We turned around and went the two hour busride back to our hotels. It was a wasted day, but I was later thankful because two days later, five hikers died while doing the O trek in the park about ten miles from Hotel Grey due to a freak ice and snowstorm with winds of 120 mph. Weather in this park and Mother Nature are nothing to mess with.

    Puerto Varas Termas de Sol trip, $70

    It costs $28 for the trip there, plus $38 to get into the hot springs.  It takes an hour and a half to get to the car ferry. The ferry ride is 40 minutes and costs $6.  Then it takes another 45 min to get to the resort, which has ten pools with different temperatures listed at each.  You get five hours to play.  There is a cafeteria with very good soup, sandwiches, and coffees that are normally priced. 

    On the way back, you stop at Cochomo which has super cheap souvenirs. It took two more hours driving timer to get back. Total time was 10 to 11 hours. 

    Puerto Varas Osorno Volcano Tour, $50

    First you stop at the Petrohue Falls waterfall, which costs $7 to get into. It’s an hour from there to the volcano.

    Once you get about 2/3 of the way up the volcano (in the bus), you get out at a tiny ski resort. If the ski lift is working, it’s $15-$28 to ride it. It wasn’t working the day we were there. There were paths in the reddish black volcanic dirt you could walk up. From the ski resort, you could see the sides of the volcano. Unfortunately, the top was covered in clouds.

    After hanging out up there for awhile, we came back down the volcano and went to the small town of Ensenada for a lunch buffet, which they hard sell you on. It costs $16-20, not including beverages. But I had trout, salmon, another fish, wild boar, and others. It was good but not fantastic. Total trip time: 8 hours. 

    Puerto Varas to Bariloche: Cruce Andino: Cross the lakes of the Andes from Puerto Varas, Chile to Bariloche, Argentina.  $350 one way; $450 for overnight.

    The communication from this company is very good, with email and WhatsApp updates. They have lots of rules regarding time to be ready, passport check, confirmations, luggage weight, number of suitcases allowed (one — it was $25 for the additional). You had to pre-check in 48 hours before and be at your pickup spot at 7:30 am the morning of.

    Luggage gets tagged and stored, and you get all of it when you get to your hotel. (If you do the overnight, you DO get all of your luggage at the overnight hotel. This was not clear and nobody was able to answer my questions regarding this.)

    The trip includes (another for me) stop at Petrohué Falls, $7, the same place the volcano trip takes you on.  Afterwards, the ferry takes you to to the town of Peulla via Lago Todos Santos.  This takes an hour and a half.  The scenery is fantastic!  You have lunch at the gorgeous Hotel Natura. Note:. Lunch is a set menu and costs about $30. So bring your own if you’re not up for the pricetag. After a short bus ride you go through Chilean Customs, which only took any 10 minutes.

    Next was the border crossing to Argentina (this was slow and confusing), then onto another ferry and across a small lake for about 10 minutes. Travel this day took 8.5 hours. If you opt to stay in Puerto Blest, which I did, you check into the hotel while the rest continue on to Bariloche. 

    The hotel was beautiful, the rooms warm and with a bidet and towel warmer. There’s an enclosed pool on the top floor that’s about 90 degrees.

    The cafeteria was supposed to be open at 6:30 but it wasn’t because there were onlly about 10 people in the hotel. The restaurant didn’t open until 8:00 for dinner. I was starving. Make sure you bring lunch, snacks and water. I had to fill my water bottle from the bathroom tap because there was nowhere to buy any.

    In the morning, a good full-service breakfast is included.  I saved some of the toast, cheese, and ham and stashed a mini sandwich into my bag for lunch later.

    Good thing I did because we had to wait until 3:30 pm for the boat to take us the rest of the way to the bus to Bariloche. There are nice trails around the lake but beware of the very insistent. bees and horseflies.

    The cafeteria opened for lunch the second day, but sandwiches are $20 and water is $6. 

    I don’t recommend staying overnight on this crossing because of the food situation and also the long wait the next day until 3:30pm.  You get to Bariloche around 4:30 pm so the whole stayover meant to break up the trip only saves you 1-2 hours of travel on Day One. It’s really a waste of a day.

    Buenos Aires

    Hop on hop off bus tour — there’s a lot to see. Do it early so you can get your bearings of what is where and places you want to return to. For example, you can see the Recoleta cemetery on this route rather than booking a separate tour.

    Buenos Aires is famous for their tango shows. They are all in the San Telmo area so plan to see the San Telmo market at the same time. There are thousands of Tango shows to choose from, and I spent hours agonizing over my choice. I think they’re all basically all the same, though. Check the reviews for the food and choose that way. I chose Michelangelo ($80) and really liked it.

    La Boca is an amazing suberb not far from San Telmo. It’s beautiful, it’s funky, it’s happening, and there’s free tango in many of the restaurants. You can get cheap crafts at the vendor stands near the waterfront. Don’t bother with the boat ride from La Boca to Puerto Maduro.

    I hope this guide helps anyone in their planning a trip of this magnitude.

  • Valpo Back to Santiago

    The loud-meowing hostel cat

    There is someone walking above my room with high heels on. They take five steps to the left, wait 30 seconds then take five steps to the right. It goes on from seven to midnight and from 7 AM to the time I leave my room around 10 AM. I just want to go up there and pound on the door and scream,  take your f*g shoes off!

    There’s not much to do in Valpo. Lonely Planet mentioned 30-minute boat trips around the harbor for $5 so that was my biggest tour of the day. It was a little boring and I couldn’t understand a word the guy said but it was good to get out on the water. 

    The only other thing to do was a walking tour. I found one that included an art path at 3:00. I went back, got a hat and sunscreen and waited at the meeting spot. Nobody showed up. I was kind of bummed because there were lots of walking tours that I didn’t make time for and I really wanted to learn more about Valparaiso and its history.

    Ascensor Concepcion

    So I took one of the funiculars which puts you at the top of the colored stairs and wandered about. Found many art galleries, a terrific coffee shop, and a restaurant with a terrace. And two sideways-laydown dogs.

    Sideways-Laydown Dogs

    Back at the hostel, I decided to stay in for the rest of night. As I was eating my leftover pizza in the hostel kitchen and met a girl from Germany and a man from India. The German girl, Kate, was beginning a four-month tour, and the Indian guy was here with not a plan in the world, booking hostels as he arrived in various cities. He was definitely the free spirit I long to be. He was to be travelling around the world for a year. 

    Kate commented that she was so happy to finally talk to people. This is common with all solo travelers, including me. It was nice to know that the intense sense of loneliness I often get while travelling is not me being unappreciative; it’s just human nature.

    After chatting for awhile, she asked me and the Indian guy if we wanted to go out for a beverage. Of course, I said yes. I took them to a place at the top off the stairs I found earlier called Kapura. Since I refuse to walk up any more hills or stairs, we went downhill and then up the funicular.

    At Kapuro we asked for a blankets to head off the chilly breeze and enjoyed drinks and appetizers. 

    Kate and I discovered that we are going to be in Buenos Aires at the same time in a few weeks so we exchanged numbers and are going to WhatsApp each other when we’re there. (WhatsAp is amazing, by the way. It’s free, it’s international, you can stay in communication with anyone without having to pay fees.).

    This morning meant heading back to Santiago for one day to be there for tomorrow’s early morning departure to Puerto Natales in Patagonia. 

    Travel Tips and Observations

    • Check your restaurant bill. Half the time they give you the check for the total including tip without mentioning it. It would be easy to double tip.
    • Tap water is ok to drink in Chile.
    • Don’t put toilet paper in the toilet.
    • There are never paper towels in restaurant bathrooms.
    • Restaurant prices are 2/3 of California prices.
    • Condor bus is superior to Pullman bus. There is an option for first class on Condor which is the downstairs section. Seats are as wide as first class in a plane and recline far back. They give you a ticket when you check a bag (so did Pullman).
  • Viña Del Mar

    Flower clock or Reloj de las Flores

    Today my calves and quads are on fire.

    So as not to go up any more hills, I took the metro to Miramar which is on the coast next to Viña Del Mar. A man put his sweet dog on the seat opposite me.

    I had almost booked my hotel in Viña which is said to be nicer, and now I wish I would have. Theres a beautiful flower clock and a beach!  Beaches are my happy place; therefore, I should’ve stayed here.  The water is cold, like SF cold.

    A man who was possibly homeless approached me on the way to the beach. He asked if I was from Spain because of my Spanish accent. He wanted to accompany me and I said no. 

    I ran into him later while I was having a beer in a cafe. After we chatted for a while, he told me he lived on the streets.  He asked for some help and I gave him two dollars. He started crying. His reaction was so raw, I  almost start crying too. He hugged me really tight and thanked me. I was truly touched.  (I haven’t seen any homeless people ask for money here, so I think it’s something that they don’t usually do.)

    On the metro back, a dog came up and leaned against me. Shortly thereafter on the other end of the train, he started barking at someone. I asked the people around me if he was a street dog and they said yes, rolling their eyes. Evidently he rides the train every day back-and-forth.

    The shower situation in the hostel is not good. They have a musty smell, and there was a pile of hair on the bottom of one. There are no mats to step on when you get out so the floor just becomes a puddle. I saw one bathroom that looked a little nicer than the others and asked if I could use that one.

    One of the showers

    The guy said yes so I went in, turned on the hot water, waited five minutes and it didn’t even get warm. I kept hearing this weird sound so I looked inside and the water was going past the shower straight onto the floor by the toilet. So I went out and told him about the mess I made and offered to clean it up and also told him that there’s no hot water.

    He said the hot water is coming— just wait. He then gave me a mop made out of a towel tied to a broom, which I used to sop up the water. The “mop” was still dripping wet so I had to use my hands and ring it out. There’s probably pee and everything else in that towel. It disgusted me. I washed the bottom of my feet off with soap afterwards to avoid planters wart, which I got in a hostel before I started using flip-flops which, of course, this time I left in the other suitcase. 

    Few more pix of steps
    Notice how they continue above but narrower
    This one really shows the whole thing

    Travel tips and Observations:

    • Stay in Miramar or Viña del Mar instead of Valparaiso. If you do stay in Valparaiso, make sure you’re going to be able to handle the hills and the stairs. I better lose at least 10 pounds in this 3 days.
    • Street dogs ride the metro.
    • Hostels in general are not as clean than in other countries I’ve been to.
    • Salads are hard to find in restaurants.
    • Chile has not yet been ruined by overtourism like many beautiful countries of the world have. There is some tourist infrastructure, but Chile is refreshingly itself.
    • Spring in Valpo feels a lot like San Francisco after the fog clears. 
  • Valparaiso, Chile

    On the ride from Santiago to Valparaiso, the driver didn’t seem to know how to keep the bus in the middle of the lane, as he stiffly swerved left and right the entire time, so much that if you didn’t plant your skull against the headrest, your head would swing left and right.  I was ready to go up there and teach him a lesson on how to drive. Thankfully, the ride took just over an hour. 

    The neighborhood surrounding the bus station in Valpo, however, was not so nice. There were no taxis at the TAXI sign. It took 15 minutes to realize that I had to walk around the corner where they were lined up.  Which was fine enough. But the taxi was beat up and didn’t run well. I hoped we didn’t break down. 

    Valparaiso’s main area for tourism is gritty and full of steep hills. Like San Francisco hills. There’s a lot of graffiti but also a lot of really cool street art. There are tons of old colonial buildings (some falling apart), the famous Colored Stairs, and cobblestoned streets. I was glad that I put everything I needed for this short trip into one suitcase and left the other one at my hostel in Santiago, which I’m returning to for one night after Valparaiso.

    My hostel is on the right
    View from my restaurant at the top of the other stairs

    My hostel, Maki, is on a steep hill. There are no restaurants nearby. You have to climb the colored stairs (about 100 steps) or walk up the steep hill for 10 -15 minutes. 

    This is the 2nd tier
    The first tier

    My room is much nicer than it was in Santiago, but the bathrooms are down the hall. The main sink is 12 inches across and dirty like a gas station sink.  The showers look dirty. There are hairs.

    The ceiling in my room is 20 feet high, and when I open the curtains, I can see why buildings and castles in the days before electricity were made with such high ceilings — to let in the light. On a sunny day with the curtains open it’s as bright as if the lights were on.

    I explored the colored stairs area (about 100 stairs) and found a few restaurants.  Then I explored the stairway on the other side (143 stairs — I counted). Near the top, I had a beautifully presented ceviche which I discovered I don’t really like due to the texture. 

    The prettiest ceviche EVER!!